wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Quelle: landorus)

snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

(Quelle: snapchatting)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Quelle: the90sk-i-d-s)

wifipasswords:

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Quelle: cokeflow)

confess your secrets on anon to me. i will post it without saying anything.


(Quelle: 00cm)

sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

tenebris-scurra:

fifithefangirl:

when your friend in another country is sad:

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I’m on my way

i fucking wish i had a helicopter fuck

(Quelle: droidkids)

heart-filled-with-hope:

If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(Quelle: bryko)

officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg